For founders and CMOs of 7–9 figure ecom brands spending $30K+/month on Meta
Get one new, ready-to-shoot ad concept built from your own account — in 72 hours
Send me your best-performing ad and your last 90 days of angle history. I’ll find the one angle-territory your account has never once tested, and hand your media buyer a finished concept they can shoot this week.
Free call. The Dark Angle: $297. No retainer required.
Took one client from $14K/month to $4M in two years. Took another from $0 to $10K/day in ecom sales, then a 7-figure exit within 18 months of launch.
There are two kinds of brands spending $30K+/month on Meta right now.
The first kind keeps ordering more creative. More UGC, more editors, more variations per week. Their agency delivers on time. Their media buyer stays busy. Their ROAS keeps sliding anyway, because Andromeda shortened how long any ad stays profitable before it fatigues — and nobody told them that more footage isn’t the same as a new angle.
The second kind stops and asks a different question first: which angle have we actually never run? Not a new hook on the same idea. A genuinely untested angle-territory, sitting right there in their own account’s blank spots, invisible until someone names it.
If you’re the first kind, keep reading. If you’re the second kind, you already know why this matters — book the call.
Delivered in 72 hours. $297, one time.
The real problem
You’re not short on creative. You’re short on new angles.
Here’s what it sounds like inside your account right now: “Our ads die faster than we can replace them.” “We’re spending more and getting less back.” “Our agency just gives us more of the same.” “Honestly, we don’t know what angle we’re actually missing.”
So you approve another batch of UGC. It tests flat. CPA climbs another week. Your media buyer flags “we need new creative,” but nobody can say what kind — because your media buyer is trained to buy, not to diagnose. So the brief stays execution-only. Someone reshoots the same idea in a different location, with a different actor, and calls it new.
It isn’t new. It’s the same 2–3 angles you’ve already tested, wearing different clothes. And Andromeda doesn’t care how good the footage looks — it decays performance on a clock, whether the angle underneath is fresh or not.
The real cost isn’t the wasted production budget. It’s the angle sitting completely outside your rotation, the one that’s never once been tried, still unnamed, still unseen — because there’s no performance data on something that’s never existed. You can’t test what you can’t see.
That’s not a creative problem. That’s Angle Blindness.
The mechanism
Find the territory nobody mapped.
Most brands try to fix creative fatigue one of two ways.
Way one: hire more UGC creators, more editors, ship more volume. It feels productive. It’s also the most expensive way to test the same 2–3 angles over and over — more variants of the same story, tested faster, fatiguing faster.
Way two: bring in an agency that runs a “creative audit.” You get feedback. Hook’s too slow. Thumbnail’s unclear. Useful notes, zero new angle. It’s a report on the ads you already have, not a look at the angle-territory you don’t.
There’s a third way, and it starts from a different question entirely: not “how do we make more ads,” but “which angle has this account never once tried?”
That question requires two things nobody else in this market is doing together: your actual control ad, and your actual 90-day angle history, cross-referenced against every known angle-territory in your niche. Once you can see every angle you’ve tested, the untested one shows up on its own. It was always there. Nobody had mapped it.
I call the finished output of that process The Dark Angle — a fully built, ready-to-shoot ad concept, benchmarked directly against your real control ad, built on the one angle-territory your account has never run.
Your media buyer doesn’t get a diagnosis. They get a finished script, or finished static copy and visual direction, ready to shoot this week.
The Dark Angle: diagnosis turned into a producible ad.
What you get
The Dark Angle — delivered in 72 hours
One finished Dark Angle ad concept — full hook/script sequence for video, or full static copy plus visual direction, whichever your media buyer runs.
A recorded walkthrough (20–25 minutes) showing your real control ad side by side with The Dark Angle, so you can see exactly why the new angle was chosen.
A short delivery call where we go through it together and land on one decision.
This exposes three things, and only three:
- Which angle-territory your account has completely avoided testing
- Whether your current “control” is winning for the reason you think it is
- What your media buyer can put into production this week without further interpretation
What it takes from you
A link to your current #1 control ad (real spend behind it), read-only Ads Manager access or a 90-day angle export, and 3 short answers about your customer language. About 30 minutes total.
Timeline
72 hours from the moment you submit that to a finished concept in your hands.
Price: $297 one time.
Why $297: this is what I charge to find one angle. Clients who want a continuous stream of new angles move into a 90-day creative strategy sprint at $5K–$10K/month, a $15K–$30K contract. $297 is a single, felt taste of the same diagnosis, before anyone talks about an ongoing relationship.
At the end, you’re offered exactly two paths, never more: take The Dark Angle and run it yourselves, or bring me in to keep finding the next one on the 90-day sprint. No pressure either way. That decision happens on the delivery call, not before.
This is for
The founder or CMO of a 7–9 figure ecom or founder-led brand, spending $30K+/month on Meta, with a media buyer already in place and at least one proven control ad with real spend behind it. You already know your numbers. You’re not confused about whether paid acquisition works — you’re watching it work less than it used to, and you can’t tell why.
This is not for
Anyone under $1M/year, anyone not yet running consistent Meta spend, anyone without a media buyer to hand the concept to, or anyone looking for a course, a swipe file, or “50 ads a month.” If you want volume, there are cheaper ways to get volume. This is for the one angle you’ve never tested.
Why now
The angle-diagnosis gap doesn’t close by waiting.
Every agency and freelancer in this space is currently pitching the same three things: more UGC, a “creative audit,” or an AI tool that promises unlimited variations. They all promise more output. Almost none of them start by finding the angle that’s structurally missing from your account before a single asset gets shot.
Meanwhile “audit” has become the default entry point in this niche — everyone runs one, including plenty of agencies that will hand you a slide deck telling you your hook is too slow. That’s not new information. It’s the same feedback loop dressed up as strategy.
Andromeda’s fatigue window keeps getting shorter, which means the cost of testing the wrong angle (again) keeps compounding faster than it did even six months ago. The account data that reveals your untested angle is sitting there right now — it just decays in relevance the longer you leave it unread.
The guarantee
You will receive a finished, ready-to-shoot Dark Angle concept — document plus recorded walkthrough — within 72 hours of submitting your control ad link, account access, and customer-language answers. If delivery slips past 72 hours for any reason on my end, you get a full refund, no discussion required.
This is not a promise about what happens to your ROAS after you run it. That depends on your media buyer, your offer, and your market. This is a promise about what lands in your hands, and when.
Questions, answered
Before you book
We already run a creative audit with our agency. How is this different?+
An audit tells you what’s wrong with the ads you already have. This doesn’t diagnose your existing creative — it hands you a finished ad built on the one angle you’ve never run. You walk away with a producible asset, not a list of notes.
Why do you need read-only access to our ad account? Can’t we just send screenshots?+
Screenshots show me the ad. They don’t show me the full 90-day angle history I need to map what you have and haven’t tested. Read-only access protects the accuracy of the gap I find — a stale or partial history produces a weak angle, and neither of us wants that.
What if the angle you find doesn’t perform?+
I’m not promising performance. I’m promising a genuinely untested angle, built off your real control ad and your real customer language, not a guess. Whether it wins is up to testing — same as any ad. What I can guarantee is that it’s not a reskin of what you’re already running.
We don’t have a media buyer on staff, we outsource it.+
That’s fine. The concept is written to be shoot-ready without further interpretation — hand it to whoever runs your account.
Is this a pitch for the 90-day sprint in disguise?+
No. The Dark Angle is priced and delivered as its own thing, with its own outcome. The sprint only comes up on the delivery call, after you’ve seen the finished concept, and only if you ask.
Why 72 hours? Why not faster or slower?+
Faster risks a shallow angle-scan. Slower risks the angle going stale before your media buyer can shoot it — Andromeda’s decay window doesn’t wait. 72 hours is the window where the research is real and the concept is still fresh enough to matter.
We’re a $700K/year brand, can we still buy this?+
This is built and priced for accounts running real spend at $1M+/year, $30K+/month on Meta. Below that, the account history usually isn’t deep enough to produce a reliable untested-angle read.
Thirty days from now, one of two things is true.
Either your account looks the same as it does today — same 2–3 angles, more variations of them, ROAS still sliding a little more every week while your media buyer waits for direction nobody’s giving them. Or you’re running a genuinely new angle in testing, one your account has never once tried, built from your own control ad and your own customer language, sitting in your media buyer’s hands right now.
The difference between those two months isn’t more budget. It’s 72 hours and one angle nobody’s named yet.
Free. No card. If The Dark Angle isn’t right for your account, we’ll say so on the call.